Reviews

Anyone but Ivy Pocket by Caleb Krisp

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Ill. by John Kelly. Bloomsbury, 2016. ISBN 9781408858639
(Age: 9+) Highly recommended. Themes: Orphans and orphanages; Jewellery; Ghosts; Supernatural stories; Mystery and suspense stories; Ghosts; England - Social life and customs - 19th century.
Calvin Krisp's debut novel, Anyone But Ivy Pocket is a marvellous multi-faceted gothic tale set in Victorian England. The feisty protagonist Ivy is a twelve-year-old orphan whose work as a lady's maid draws her into mystery and mayhem. She is a force to be reckoned with, overbearing, opinionated and teller of tall tales, qualities her previous employer Countess Carbuncle is happy to leave behind as she takes a sudden trip to South America. Foisted into service for the dying Duchess of Trinity, Ivy Pocket's new assignment is to carry the mysterious Clock Diamond to England and place it around the neck of Matilda Butterfield at her twelfth birthday party. Her reward of £500 seems to be easily within reach, enough to buy a carriage and a monkey! Unfortunately, a whole ensemble of crazy characters, ghosts, mysterious hooded creatures -Locks, and friends with sinister intentions, pursue her. On board the ship sailing to England, she is befriended by Miss Always a writer who takes a very close interest in Ivy and the mysterious Clock Diamond.
Ivy is an enchanting protagonist, lies trip off her tongue; she is bold, witty and can think on her feet. Krisp's fast-paced narrative is engagingly alliterative, deliciously descriptive and attention grabbing. Once you start, you are compelled to keep on reading, second-guessing just how Ivy Pocket will deal with the next drama. John Kelly's comical drawings display some of Ivy's most intense scenes; Matilda Butterfield's cake disaster is a highlight.
With a promise of more books to come, Calvin Krisp's Ivy Pocket will delight those readers who love mystery, adventure and feisty female heroes.
Rhyllis Bignell

Theophilus Grey and the traitor's mask by Catherine Jinks

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Theophilius Grey series. Allen and Unwin, 2016. ISBN 9781760113612
(Age: 10+) Highly recommended. London, Eighteenth Century, George 11, Espionage. We first met Theophilus Grey in Theophilus Grey and the demon thief, a book set in eighteenth century London at the time of King George the Second. Philo worked as a linkboy and along with a group of other homeless orphans, used their skills to gather information for their master, the Fagan like Garnet Hooke. In this companion novel, Philo and his crew are paid by the government to gather intelligence about the Jacobites. Nathaniel Paxton his old friend also involved in the spying business introduces him to Caroline Cowley, an actress who takes him under her wing to teach him the art of disguise and how to play someone convincingly, in order to gain access to the ringleaders of the Jacobites in London.
Some of the subplots are finely detailed, giving the reader an in depth look at what London was like for people of the lower orders in the reign of George the Second. Jinks' research gives insight especially into the plight of children who had to fend for themselves in these times.
Into Philo's range comes his old and now ill mentor, Garnet Hooke, who wants to wreak revenge on Philo for leaving him. But he must also deal with the rival gang of linkboys whose loyalties lie elsewhere.
As with Theophilus Grey and the demon thief, the pace of the story is fast with many subplots taking the reader along with them as Philo must work out just who he can trust as his work takes him perilously close to those accused of treason.
Fran Knight

Blockbusters Guinness World Records 2016 - The Records behind the year's Smash Hits!

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Guinness, 2016. ISBN 9781910561461
(Age: 8+) Highly recommended. Subjects: Reference; Encyclopaedias; General Knowledge. Blockbusters is another amazing reference book from the Guinness World Records team, the authority on all things trivia. Seven fact-filled sections - Movies, Comics and Books, Tech, Music, TV, Apps and Online, and Toys, there's something for everyone who enjoys entertainment, reading, collecting and Cosplay.
Star Wars, Frozen, Jurassic World and The Avengers are movie franchises that have topped the box office, inspired millions of fans and led to an amazing array of records. Elsa's CGI hair braid in Frozen was created from 420,00 strands. Candy Crush is the most downloaded app up to the present day. Peruse facts, records and general knowledge related to The Simpsons the longest running television sitcom and Doctor Who the longest running Science-Fiction series.
Throughout the book there are suggestions for setting your own record, rules, time-limits, recording is all clearly explained. Individual and group challenges include book dominoes, setting the fastest time to build a Lego Millenium Falcon Microfighter or organising the largest crowd of Minions in one location. At the 2012 Hulkathon in Castleblayney Ireland, 574 fans set a new record dressed up in green costumes, purple pants and black wigs.
Blockbusters' use of bold graphics adds to the broad audience appeal of the book. Bright, layered 2D boxes of facts are splashed across the colourful backgrounds with cartoon characters playfully placed amongst the photos of record holders and their memorabilia collections. A great present or addition to a class or school library.
Rhyllis Bignell

Beyond magenta: transgender kids speak out by Susan Kuklin

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Candlewick Press, 2014. ISBN 9780763673680
(Age: 12+) Recommended. LGBT, Transgender, Bullying, Coming out, Families. Interviews with six transgender and gender neutral teens are presented in this handsomely produced, well illustrated book. I found it most enlightening about some kids in our world who do not feel comfortable with the role given them at birth and so do something about it. Their bravery shines through as they go through the steps of changing or at least adapting themselves, some through surgery, others through drugs. Their bravery in taking these steps is doubly impressive in allowing their stories to be told, along with series of photographs which show their transformations. These will create interest but it is the stories of these young people that will captivate the reader.
All felt from an early age that they were not like others, and this often meant they were different at school, leading to exclusion and bullying from the rest of their cohort. Christina, in the second story tells of how she was always picked last for a team, how at her Catholic boy's school, she was teased and as a result told others that she was gay, not transgender. Even as an adult she has been picked out for derision by people who question her looks. She is saving for a vagina.
Mariah in the third story, the child of an Italian migrant whom she has never seen and a Black woman, was raised by her grandmother. Going to kindergarten and school raised people's ire from the start, as she only dressed as a girl. This resulted in unwelcome attention from government agencies and she was taken from her family and placed in care. Several placements later she developed problems which required medication but after her mother died she tried to stop. A placement in Philadelphia saw her being able to talk to a supportive therapist and for the first time was able to write down what she felt. With hormone therapy she was able to stop the male growth spurt when she turned sixteen and is now working out how to tell people about what she is.
Cameron the boy on the front cover tells his story next. He is transgender and takes testosterone, but revels in his male and femaleness. He discusses the whole issue of sexuality and gender from his perspective, concluding that life is an adventure that he is part of.
Each story is different and yet has similar characteristics. Each teen feels different from a young age and struggles to cope with how society sees them, including their parents. Each takes medication to help, but each story is also quite different in how people and family have reacted and certainly in how they feel in themselves. Cameron is cool abut his sexuality from the start, whereas Christina still goes through anxiety, and Mariah feels that she is at the beginning of her transition, and wants to help out other people in the same situation by telling her story.
A range of labels: trans, nonbinary, intersexual, transsexual, pan sexual, gender neutral, gay and queer used help underline the need some have for a label, but above all else, these kids need to be labelled brave, and treated just as everyone else, kids coming to terms with their sexuality.
Fran Knight

Iris and the tiger by Leanne Hall

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Text, 2016. ISBN 97819252240795
(Age: 12+) Highly recommended. Mystery, Spain, Surrealism, Art. Arriving in Spain to stay with her great aunt, a person she has never seen before, Iris is surprised when a man in uniform picks her up from the airport. She tries to question him on the long drive home, but concludes he doesn't understand English. She has been given instructions from her parents, eager to have some of the vast wealth from Aunt Ursula, and sees herself as a spy with a list of questions to answer.
But the drive into the mansion grounds is unsettling. The forest seems dark and mysterious and full of secrets, and meeting Aunt Ursula does nothing to allay her misgivings. There follows a day of eventful happenings, she seems trapped in a surreal painting, with things not really what they seem, and things happening which should not be happening. The sunflowers around the tennis court play tennis, the statue in the park points in the direction she needs to go, she finds boots which impel her to put them on, all is mysterious and reminded me of Dali. I half expected Aunt Ursula to have a chop on her shoulder.
Meeting Jordi, the son of the caretaker changes her perspective on things. He takes her into the woods to show her some of the magical aspects of the forest, and they notice people with surveying equipment close to the property.
A magical series of events sees Iris change her mind about her parent's involvement with the future of the property and she becomes much closer to her aunt, with the prospect of returning each year. Along the way Iris learns to take more control of her own life, making friends with Jordi and the unusual girl from the next estate, and shrugging off the bullying behaviour of some whom she meets. I loved the story and its anti development perspective, while the magic of the forests and the mansion where Aunt Ursula lives is simply beguiling.
Fran Knight

Teresa: A new Australian by Deborah Abela

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New Australian series. Scholastic, 2016. ISBN 9781742990941
(Age: 9+) Highly recommended. Teresa is part of the New Australian series, a collection of books about immigrants to Australia and the issues they face. In this novel, we meet Teresa, a young girl from war-torn Malta, who in 1949, after suffering through three years of German bombings, migrates to Australia with her family. Leaving behind everything they know for a better life is both stressful and exciting but Teresa is brave (and a whiz at remembering her multiplication table).
On the boat for Australia, Teresa becomes friends with an English orphan named Anna. They help each other through the experiences of a long ocean crossing but are soon separated in Australia. Life in a new country is not what Teresa expected. There are wonderful and abundant new foods to try but also racist comments from people they don't even know. Teresa hears words she has never heard before and is scared by the attitudes of some people. Thankfully, she does meet some lovely people and it is her friendship with Albert, an Australian soldier, who saves her from the bullying of boys from school. Another change sees her hardworking parents leave Teresa at a convent while they work hard and build a new house for them all. It is at the convent that Anna comes back into Teresa's life and another chapter begins.
Teresa is an excellent novel for exposing children to the lives of an immigrant family and the hardships they faced because of war. It explains the negative experiences in a light manner while describing the hurt and confusion they also cause. The story also shows the strength, determination and sacrifices families had to make for their survival. This is highly recommended for independent readers aged 9+. It was also interesting to read the information about the author and her mention of her Nanna Teresa. This hints at a personal link to the story and makes the events more possible, believable and real.
Kylie Kempster

Inherit midnight by Kate Kae Myers

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Bloomsbury, 2015. ISBN 9781619639362
(Age: 12+) Highly recommended. Myers brings to life a wonderful lesson in the importance of family history. Describing a set of challenges created to find the most worthy heir to the VanDemere fortune, Avery's grandmother shows her cunning as her challenges about family history not only show her who is the most worthy, but act to draw the family together through a gruelling set of challenges which reveal more and more about her heir's characteristics.
After escaping from St. Frederick's, a prison-like boarding school, Avery becomes an unwilling participant in her grandmother's heritage and inheritance game. Being an only child and the result of a family scandal, all Avery ever wanted was to escape the VanDemere's constant degradation of her. With the help of Riley Tate, the lawyer's son who came to fetch her, Avery discovers that to avoid returning to the school she must participate in the competition. Mr. Tate gives her the added motivation she needs by revealing that her mother, the Croatian nanny, is alive and well. In order to get the letters that her mother had been sending, Avery must win the competition and retain Mr. Tate's law firm. With Riley as chaperone Avery travels across three continents to complete seven challenges. Together they explore diamond mines and re-enact family history to prove she has all the treasured traits associated with the VanDemere name. Avery has both advantages and disadvantages in the competition; she lives in the family mansion, but she is the most despised of all her cousins. With each determined to inherit the fortune and knock her out if they can, the game is, for Avery, also a test of survival.
I would highly recommend for lovers of the adventure-quest tale, twelve and up. More than anything this is about a struggle against the odds, will Avery come out on top, proving herself better than her uncles and cousins? Or will she fail on the very first test and be sent back to the horrors of St. Frederick's? The novel is well written and completely engrossing from start to finish.
Kayla Gaskell

Are you sitting comfortably? by Leigh Hodgkinson

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Bloomsbury, 2016. ISBN 9781408864821
(Ages: 3-6) Reading. Books. Leigh Hogkinson's distinctive patterned illustrations take centre stage in this story about a young book lover searching for the perfect place to sit and read. On each page he is sitting on a chair, but the chair itself and the page background changes. The colour palette on each page also changes, with the background and the chair showing similar patterns and tones. The boy wants somewhere not too buzzy or too fuzzy, without hoots or giant stomping boots, not too grimey or slimey and not too hot or cold. Eventually he decides that it doesn't matter where he sits, any chair is fine, because 'A book is best anywhere... A book is best when you SHARE'
Varied fonts and font size add emphasis to the reading and makes the words look interesting and appealing to young readers.
Overall, this is short and simple, the rhyme is pleasing to the ear and the illustrations, featuring a cast of beautifully coloured animals, are quite striking. Book lovers will enjoy sharing this book about the joy of sharing a book! A perfect bedtime story.
Nicole Nelson

There is a tribe of kids by Lane Smith

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Two Hoots (Pan Macmillan), 2016. ISBN 9781509812882
(Age: 4+) Recommended. Wordplay. Curiosity. Belonging. Adventure. Readers will be introduced to the words which signify a group of things through this imaginative and joyous book about finding where you belong. From the title page, readers will see the plural for a group of kid goats, tribe, and be encouraged to think about why this word suits the animal so well, although it also suggests another group which children may understand. As the young girl leaves the kids, she sees a penguin and this small motif at the bottom of the page heralds the animal that is overleaf. And sure enough, a group of penguins is called a colony. This delightful way of introducing the group word for many things in our plant and animal world will encourage thought and discussion amongst the readers. So we see a smack of jellyfish, an unkindness of ravens, a bed of clams, a turn of turtles amongst the twenty or so phrases, coming in full circle to a tribe of kids at the end, with not a goat in sight. Readers will ponder too, the use of past tense on all pages except the last. An enigma to get their teeth into.
Children will delight in seeing the words and what makes up these groups and see for themselves where they belong. The wonderful illustrations keep pace with the writing as each scene is depicted using mixed media: coloured pencil, oil and acrylic paint as well as digital imaging creating a mottled appearance to the pages. Each page will cause sighs and wonder from the audience as the images appear before their eyes. I can imagine a class trying out some of the methods themselves, using different group words after reading the book.
Fran Knight

The Special Ones by Em Bailey

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Hardie Grant Egmont, 2016. ISBN 9781742976280
(Age: 13+) Highly recommended. Cults. Abduction. Coming of age. Thriller. Esther is one of the Special Ones, four teens who live in an isolated farmhouse and who aren't allowed to leave. They are watched by an unseen man, who knows their every movement and who punishes them for the slightest transgression from their allotted roles. He broadcasts their lives to an eager following on the outside and they are forced to give advice that fits in with the personalities that have been given them. Will there ever be a chance for Esther to escape, or will she be renewed as others have before her?
This is a highly addictive read that will keep the readers glued to the page as they follow the fortunes of the four teens, the Special Ones. The story is narrated first in Esther's voice and the reader will find that a compelling one as she paints a horrific picture of how she and the other Special Ones have to behave in their non-toxic life. At the same time the reader is kept in suspense about what has happened to the children who have been sent away to be renewed and there is always the question mark hanging over Harry - why is he free to bring back new victims to replace those sent away? In the latter part of the book, the narration is in the voice of the man who holds them in the farmhouse, and it is a frightening portrayal of someone who appears to be very normal but who really is insane.
The portrayal of Esther's character was a highlight. The reader is taken through her life as a young teen who is forbidden to leave the house - the verandah is as far as she is allowed to go - to the formidable young woman who is determined to find the other children who have been sent away for renewal. Bailey clearly brings to life what it could be like for a victim to return home and face the endless media and questioning, but Esther manages to stay true to what she believes in.
This was a very clever, scary and challenging book that is sure to be popular with teen readers.
Pat Pledger

My mum's special secret by Sally Morgan

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Ill. by Ambelin Kwaymullina. Omnibus Books, 2016. ISBN 9781742991368
(Age: 4+) Highly recommended, Australian animals, Aboriginal themes, Parents, and parenting, Kookaburra
An absolutely delightful rhythmical story of the love between a baby bird and its mother is told with bright gouache illustrations reinvesting the special bond between mother and child with a singular importance. Each page has the baby bird asking his mother a question, one which is answered on the next page. Children will love listening to the warm-hearted story being read to them and learn to predict the questions and answers as each uses the same format.
'Will we see the stars? Mum'
for example, is followed by
'My mum shows me the stars
through the leaves,
Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle'
Each one line question of five or six words is ended with the word, Mum, and the response is always one long sentence followed by three words describing the object, begging the child to repeat those words as they are read out. In this way the repetition becomes easy for children to follow and practice for themselves.
The communication between mother and her offspring, reinforce the maternal bond with a child, and reflect what parenting is about to the listener and reader. The last four pages add a little piquant to the mix as the format changes, encouraging the child to see the deeply reciprocal nature of the relationship between mother and child.
And of course the luminous illustrations teach the reader about the life of the kookaburra: where it lives, what it eats and how it survives in the Australian bush, giving another level of learning to this lovely book.
Fran Knight

Beetle Boy by M.G. Leonard

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Chicken House, 2016. ISBN 9781910002704
(Age: 10+) Highly recommended. Darkus Cuttle's dad is missing. He has to live with his uncle, change schools, make new friends and work out why he can understand a huge rhinoceros beetle who has become his friend by chance. Thanks to this beetle (he names him Baxter) rescuing Darkus from some bullies, Darkus becomes Beetle Boy. Darkus knows his dad would never leave him so sets out with some help from his uncle and a lot of help from his new friends, Virginia and Bertolt, to find out what happened. Who knew it would lead to some amazing bugs and an amazing adventure.
Darkus encounters Lucretia Cutter, an avid bug collector and fashion designer as well as the antagonist for this story. She is willing to pay for the deaths of the amazing bugs Darkus has found and while he is trying to save them, uncovers another secret or two. Who is this Lucretia Cutter and does she know Darkus's dad? Was that a claw instead of a foot? Did Lucretia just try and shoot him? Does Lucretia hold the key to his dad's disappearance?
Beetle Boy is a wonderful story full of hope, adventure and total belief in one's father as well as oneself. The author has captured the everyday issues of a young boy who dares to be different and not conform to the expectations of the bullies while creating a wonderful mystery and adventure for any reader who loves bugs. It is highly recommended for readers aged 10+ but will especially appeal to boys.
Kylie Kempster

Australian Bushrangers series by Jane Smith

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Big Sky Publishing, 2014
Captain Thunderbolt. ISBN 9781922132574
Ben Hall. ISBN 9781922132697
Captain Starlight. ISBN 9781922132710
Frank Gardiner. ISBN 9781922132673
Captain Moonlite. ISBN 9781922132581
Themes: Bushrangers; Australian History. This series is written in a simple style with some sidebar excerpts to fill in detail. The index would enable the text to be used by young students for research, but the books in this series are easy to read from cover to cover and could even become teacher-shared texts during a unit of work on early Australian History during the mid-1800s. Inferences about what life was like during this period could also be made (in connection with Year 5 Australian Curriculum History content.)
Captain Thunderbolt
This short biography and detail of the exploits of 'Captain Thunderbolt' (Frederick Wordsworth Ward) gives an overview of his life and his career on the wrong side of the law. Thunderbolt is represented as a 'gentleman' rogue who enjoyed support from the wider public despite his attempts to improve his own circumstances by thieving. Smith gives brief accounts of the chronology of his life and deeds and the book includes some evidence of Primary sources for the historical account.
Ben Hall
Ben Hall, another 'gentleman' bushranger, who despite being the child of ex-convicts, appeared to have a more promising future until he met up with the notorious bushranger Frank Gardiner. This book details the robberies of Ben Hall and the changing faces in his gang in the 1860s. The circumstances that led to his notoriety and the ultimate outcome of his life of crime are well detailed by the author, with sketches, primary sources and photographs used to illustrate the text.
Captain Starlight
This book focuses on two bushrangers, Frank Pearson and Harry Readford, who might potentially have inspired the character Captain Starlight from the Rolf Boldrewood book Robbery Under Arms (published in 1888 after first appearing as a serial in a Sydney newspaper). Both bushrangers were well read, and may have been successful if they had not sought an 'easier' route by breaking the law and attempting to make easy money via criminal means. Although the author does not speculate about society at the time, it is apparent from their crimes, that the two 'Captain Starlight' characters sought to exploit the wide and poorly policed areas of New South Wales and Queensland in the 1800s. The legal system also was well exploited by these lawbreakers. The author has made brief comparisons between Pearson and Readford, but has also indicated how they pursued their crime path in some detail.
Frank Gardiner
Frank Gardiner was notorious, leading a life of crime that involved theft, highway robbery and attacks on the police who came to arrest him. Mid-19th century life was tough in the rural regions of NSW, and even those who were attempting to live honestly were tempted to make their way by illegal means. The police were not well-respected because they represented the authority of the government which was a target for many who had come to hate taxes and their impoverished existence, and the added influence of convict heritage may have had its own impacts. Into this environment, the well-spoken and affable Gardiner (aka Christie) was easily able to draw a collection of the disaffected and pursue a career of crime. This book details his pursuits and explores why he was respected and protected by many of the local citizens of NSW despite his illegal activities. This is an interesting stand-alone book, but together with the rest of the series gives an insight into early life in the colony.
Captain Moonlite
Andrew George Scott became known as 'Captain Moonlite', who despite coming from a good family and having a religious background, ended up on the wrong side of the law. Scott was educated and had prospects for a career in the developing colony (after migrating from Ireland via New Zealand). A hold-up in the local bank implicated Scott and a pathway of lies and deceit revealed Scott as a complicated man with a tendency to performance. The web of intrigue tightened around him and his prison experiences impacted his life. He had a complicated and high view of his own opinions (he would defend himself in court with dramatic fervour and went on a speaking tour to promote prison reform) and was also able to convince others to follow his instructions. Although a 'gentleman', he was not as amiable in his approach as other bushrangers in this series and there could also be some conjecture about his mental stability and his possible homosexuality. The fact that jobs were hard to find for those who had served jail sentences created a desperation that led to his short-lived bushranging career which ended on the gallows. This book reveals a complex character and a complicated set of circumstances and although the social context is not examined in detail, gives hints about how bushranging became a choice for Captain Moonlite and his less well-known companions. This is perhaps less likely to be used as a read-aloud text for Year 5 students as part of the Australian Curriculum - the behaviour of Captain Moonlite is harder to fathom for a younger audience.
Carolyn Hull

Where's the starfish? by Barroux

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Egmont, 2016. ISBN 9781405280082
(Age: 3+) Highly recommended. Hide and seek. Oceans. Fish. Pollution. A seemingly simple game of find the starfish, the clownfish and the jellyfish amongst the double pages bright with different colours, shapes and varieties of fish, soon turns into a subtle look at the pollution in our oceans as the fish, big and small, find that their habitat is being crowded out by the litter clogging their world. It starts small, with a bottle and can on the sea floor, but as each page is turned the mound of discarded rubbish grows, the number of fish lessens, until finally most of the fish have gone. Children will laugh at the ingenious solution reached by the whale to rid the sea floor of human rubbish, putting it back in their corner of the world, leaving their environment free. And they will be made more aware of the sort of rubbish that is tipped into the sea, or finds its way there through unthinking human activity. They will love spotting the fish, especially the three mentioned, as they keep turning up on most pages, and they will like looking at the variety and scope of the rubbish found in the sea.
Barroux found inspiration for the story when on one of his dives, he saw a plastic bag that he thought was a jellyfish. His illustrations will enthrall younger readers, using the Where's Wally style of search to get them hooked. A teacher could use this technique asking the children to find the three fish, starfish, jellyfish and clownfish, then spread the search wider to search for a telephone, a TV set, a washing machine and so on. And what a wonderful mobile could be made in the class using this story as its base.
Fran Knight

Nathalia Buttface and the totally embarrassing bridesmaid disaster by Nigel Smith

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HarperCollins, 2016. ISBN 9780008167097
(Age: 9+) Highly recommended. If the title Nathalia Buttface and the totally embarrassing bridesmaid disaster doesn't make you laugh then the hilarious events in the first 50 pages will! Nathalia doesn't want to be a bridesmaid in her stupid cousin's, who she really doesn't know, wedding and is trying hard to be removed as a bridesmaid. The humungous fairy dress is only one terrible part of the whole thing but worse is yet to come - meeting the other bridesmaids, going to the day spa, someone losing their hairpiece and getting a promotion to 2nd bridesmaid!
Nathalia Buttface is as hilarious as it is descriptive. Highly recommended for girls aged 9+. Every word leaves a funny image in your mind as you read about Nathalia's antics. Meet the bridegroom and his big personality. Watch Dad, the unorganised, organise a wedding. Can Nathalia, as the 2nd bridesmaid, uninvite uncle Ernie without hurting his feelings? How will Darius, Nathalia's best friend, get her out of this crazy wedding? Will Nathalia make it to the big day?
Kylie Kempster