Reviews

You are oh so horribly handsome! by Eva Dax

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Ill. by Sabine Dully. Starfish Bay, 2016. ISBN 9781760360139
(Age: 3-7) Recommended. Gregor, the little green monster has all the right attributes, he loves to shout ear-splittingly loud, he is also horrendously strong, and frighteningly fast. Unfortunately, one day a nasty thought enters his mind and he ponders the question 'Am I handsome?' He seeks reassurance from his loving family, his old neighbor and his best friend and each one focuses on a special part of his character and gives a supportive response.
Mommy loves his handsome squint, Daddy loves his stinkiest, cheesiest feet and even his little brother loves his 'fattest, flabbiest, softest, squashiest, wibbly-wobbliest tummy!' Each one then gives him a kiss, a hug, a cuddle or a pinch on the cheek and Gregor's spirits are lifted with each encouragement.
Eva Dax's text is rich with descriptive phrases; she builds on each response with more and more colourful responses, using fun words that will amuse the youngster sharing this story. With phrases like 'bumpiest, muckiest, yuckiest' these are just right for reading aloud to a young audience. Eva Dax brings out the many facets of Gregor's character; each scene has fun detailed backgrounds and each of the family and friends are caring and loving monsters. The close-up of his rotten, crooked, yellow teeth with little monsters peeking out of the cavities, a dangling spider and a worm wrapped around one tooth is humorous.
You are oh so horribly handsome, is an excellent picture book for Health and Wellbeing, for lessons on family relationships, self-esteem and valuing each other's differences and abilities. For English, this is a fun way to introduce descriptive writing and adjectival phrases.
Rhyllis Bignell

Signal loss by Garry Disher

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Hal Challis series. Text Publishing, 2017. ISBN 9781925355260
(Age: secondary to adult) Highly recommended. Crime fiction, Victoria. When a bushfire erupts over Mornington Peninsula a burnt out Mercedes is found with two charred bodies, and the remains of a rifle. DNA is the only way to identify them and this leads Challis to Sydney. Just why two professional hit men are sent to his patch is a major cause for concern. Investigating this coincides with the disappearance of a known meth user and dealer, and interviewing his partner they find that her daughter is missing, collateral for a drug debt. But it is schoolies week and with a serial rapist on the move, Ellen Destry leading the sex crimes unit has her work cut out for her. The manager of the local surf shop has been raped by this person the previous year and it is one of Ellen's officers who is able to use her skills to perfection.
Drug dealers, no mobile coverage, professional killers from Sydney, local businessmen using the sadness of meth users to feather their own nests, and a bushfire are beautifully crafted to come together at the end, the reader all the while entranced and wondering how the crimes are linked. And combined with a new drugs unit being imposed upon the station, friction between investigating groups is bound to have ramifications. Destry has her own problem with her sister and her new man, one who she can see is simply out to fleece her. Readers of this excellent series will know and love Inspector Hal Challis and his interaction with lover, Ellen Destry forms a neat romantic interest but when their boss finds out about their relationship this could jeopardise both their jobs.
The background of the story is amazingly real, described in rich detail: the farms and small towns, huge sheds with lots to hide, moneyed properties owned by weekenders from the city, cheaply built forests of satellite suburbs, the wealthiest and the strugglers are all here, making this a read that gets under your skin. Disher handles the theme of ice and its impact upon small rural communities with fascinating insight, one which will inform and sadden all of his readers, but cheer as Hallis and co are able to stamp out a small part of the syndicate causing chaos for those least able to cope.
Fran Knight

Alice Springs: From singing wire to iconic outback town by Stuart Traynor

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Wakefield Press, 2016. ISBN 9781743054499
(Age: Secondary) Recommended. Stuart Traynor spent 8 years researching the history of central Australia for this book, and it shows in the meticulous detailed recording of the lives spent in the outback - from the explorers who tried to find a path through the middle of Australia, to the linesmen who worked against the clock to string a telegraph wire from Adelaide to Darwin, to the men, women and children who carved out a life on that lonely frontier, not to mention the Arrernte Aboriginal people whose lives were changed forever. Traynor presents an impartial account that draws on historical records to piece together the jigsaw puzzle of interconnecting lives. He tells of the brutality and the massacres within the context of the prevailing mindset of the time. Other writers, e.g. Nettelbeck and Foster (2007) in their book In the name of the law, have delved deeper to reveal a darker heart of Australia, but while Traynor describes the trial of William Willshire for the murder of Aboriginal men, it is but one incident in the wider picture of the good men and bad who all struggled to make a life in very demanding circumstances. However his account of the stolen generation housed, if you can call it that, in the appalling conditions of the 'Bungalow Half-caste Institution' is not glossed over in any way and the story of the desperate plea of the 16 year-old girl 'longing to have someone to help her' escape the sexual demands of the Superintendent is particularly poignant. In his postscript 'An iconic town' Traynor writes that he hopes that we can learn from our past and weave together 'a new life-giving culture' that can be shared by all.
The book is supplemented by a collection of historical photographs, a detailed timeline 1860-1960, reference notes for each chapter, and a bibliography and index. There are some maps at the beginning of the book, showing the path of the submarine cable from England to Australia, and the main towns on the cable line from Darwin to Adelaide - my only quibble would be to wish for a more detailed map showing the many smaller places described in the book. However the book as a whole is an amazing feat of research and would be an excellent reference for students studying this era in Australian history.
Helen Eddy

The 12th dog by Charlotte Calder

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Ill. by Tom Jellett. Lothian, 2017. ISBN 9780734416926
(Age: 4+) Highly recommended. Dogs. Animals. Pets. Cricket. Friendship. Family. Arlo the dog simply adores cricket. He can't bowl or bat but he excels in the field. He is the fastest in the field to get to the ball, keeping his eye fixed firmly on the ball as it leaves the bat. But on leaping into the air and catching the ball, he does not bring it back, he takes it away with him. No matter how hard the backyard team asks him for the ball, he simply does not give it up. So he is sent back to the pavilion until tea. He desperately wants to play, even fancying himself as a wicket keeper. One day Holly hits the ball off the middle of the bat. Up into the air it soars, over the heads of all the fielders form the street: Cooper, Yasmin and Max. Suddenly Arlo is there and catches the ball. He runs through mid-wicket, then silly mid-on and finally into the wickets, spilling the stumps and bails. All is tense waiting for the umpire to declare Holly out. Arlo has saved the day and finally done something with the ball that everyone approves of. After that the teams are happy for Arlo to join them - most of the time!
This is a happy joyous picture book about life in the backyard as the kids in the street play cricket together. Jellett's lively pictures capture the drama of the day's play, the everyday things in the backyard used as their cricket pitch, the mix of children from around the street, and their efforts in playing the game even with the help of Arlo. All the while Dad is up the ladder cleaning the gutters and keeping an umpire's look at the proceedings.
For kids new to the game of cricket many words used in the game are there to be questioned, without being overwhelming. The fun of the backyard game is infectious and I am sure many young readers will want to try it out for themselves.
And many readers with a pet dog will instantly recognise the harvest of balls in various states of disrepair shown on the endpapers.
Fran Knight

Diary of a Minecraft zombie series by Zack Zombie

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Scholastic, 2016.
A scare of a dare. ISBN 9781943330140
Bullies and buddies. ISBN 9781943330140
(Age: 7-9) Another fan fiction series recorded in the ever-popular diary style format made famous by Jeff Kinney's Wimpy kid. These books are simplistic, easy to read without a depth of plot and character development, junior chapter books for the gaming enthusiast. Twelve-year-old Zack a Minecraft zombie has penned A scare of a dare. He loves scaring people in the village, using lessons taught at Scare School. Zack experiences a range of unfortunate incidents, and on Thursday he stays home from school after losing a body part - his legs. Passing notes in class, the problems of zombie kissing - no lips, and camping at Swamp Biome are events recorded in Zack's diary. This book includes pixelated characters and scenes from the Minecraft game.
Bullies and buddies
is the second junior novel in the Diary of a Minecraft zombie series. At a disastrous party at Steve's place, Jack Zombie and his friends Skelee, Creepy and Slimey are attacked by the villagers. Steve is sorry for his friends' injuries so he lends Zack a special video game all about plants and zombies. Zack invites his schoolmates and friends over for a special evening of game playing and cake. Twentyfive kids are truly horrified as plants eat zombies, are run over by lawnmowers or blown to pieces.
Zack's home life is interesting: he wants to be infested by lice like his annoying little brother, his basement is filled with spare zombie parts and pimples are an important facial feature. At school, Mutant the bully is threatening the other kids: he teams up with Mike Magna and targets Zack at dodgeball. How to stand up to bullies is a common theme in this story; Zack searches for the answers from his parents and teacher. The journey for Zack involves mutant rabbits, a visit to the Nuclear Waste Plant where his parents work and wise advice from Old Mr Jenkins. Jack Zombie learns to resolve his issues and gain a new friend. This second story has more narrative, the characters have developed and there is a message included.
The Diary of a Minecraft zombie series is suited to an emergent reader, a Minecraft fan who enjoys stories written about the familiar gaming characters.
Rhyllis Bignell

Piggy by Trevor Lai

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Bloomsbury, 2017. ISBN 9781681190655
(Age: 6+) Recommended. Friendship. Reading. Loneliness. A little pig called Piggy simply loves to read. He reads day and night in his library, and his favourite book is about two friends. But one day he realises that he is down to his last book. He takes a toy from his storeroom to play with but notices a cat on the swing reading a book. Just what he needs - a friend. He decides that he will need to attract her attention and does various rather spectacular things to do so, but to no avail, she is still reading. He then decides that the best way is to offer her one of his books, and this, after getting over a little hiccup, proves to be successful.
This charming tale of friendship will have broad appeal to younger readers. They will love the things Piggy does to get Kate's attention, and the resolution will ensure that friendship for them includes reading. The illustrations of Piggy are entrancing, and the large glasses and the small hiccup with Kate's vision will endear readers for whom sight is less than perfect. And this may encourage discussion about sight and vision, large print books and glasses in the classroom.
Fran Knight

Night lights by Lorena Alvarez

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Nobrow, 2016. ISBN 9781910620137
(Age: 12+) Recommended. Picture book for older readers. Night lights is a beautifully illustrated story, touching on how fear can make us doubt ourselves. At night, Sandy's imagination allows her to catch the lights that come into her room. She then uses them and her imagination to draw amazing designs and images. During the day, Sandy attends a strict school, determined to squash independent thought and creativity. She meets a new student who loves her drawings and at the same time an entity appears in her dreams, trying to persuade Sandy to draw for it and only it; trying to persuade Sandy she cannot draw without it. Sandy's drawings change from amazing and detailed to scribble. What will she do to get her confidence and her creativity back? Is this new student really helping or is there something more sinister at work?
Night lights is a picture book for older students and is recommended for readers aged 12+. Even then, readers will need an adult to sit with them and discuss the themes of fear and personal insecurity. It would be a great book to read with students who need help to build resilience, modelling how one person can take control of their fear and use it to their benefit rather than being controlled. While these themes seem heavy for a children's book, Lorena Alvarez has used her amazing design and artistic skills to approach a topic that can be tricky to discuss. See how Sandy doesn't let fear control her. See how she controls it!
Kylie Kempster

The secret cooking club by Laurel Remington

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Chicken House, 2016. ISBN 9781910655245
(Age: 9+) Recommended. The secret cooking club is a delicious story, filled with family, food and friends. Twelve-year-old Scarlett's life is a mess, her mother is a blogger who writes about the ups-and-downs of family life. These blogs are humiliating for Scarlett, as the whole school knows about her Disney Princess knickers, her friendship dramas and her failure at learning the violin. Mum is so engrossed in the notoriety of becoming a famous blogger and gaining sponsors that she fails to parent her daughters, and Scarlett is forced to look after young Kelsie.
One night as Scarlett is lying in bed she hears a noise in the empty house next door and goes to investigate. Her elderly neighbour Mrs. Simpson has been hospitalised and no one should be home. Scarlett discovers a very hungry cat and the most amazing chef's kitchen filled with appliances, bags of flour, jars of spices and all kinds of sugars, a fridge filled with delicious ingredients, utensils and a little magic recipe book. When Scarlett decides to bake cinnamon scones, her life begins to transform. With the help of a new classmate Violet, they cook up an amazing array of tasty treats each afternoon. These are sneakily placed in the school cafeteria for the other students to enjoy.
The secret cooking club explores the problems a preteen faces, first crushes, friendships, enemies, bullying, as well as the responsibility of caring for the elderly. It is a light and humourous story with a relatable protagonist and a family that transforms over time. Laurel Remington won the Times Children's Fiction Competition in 2015 with this book; recipes for all of Scarlett's baking are needed!
Rhyllis Bignell

The roadman boogie by Nikki Slade Robinson

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Starfish Bay, 2016. ISBN 9781760360146
(Age: 3-5) New Zealand author-illustrator Nikki Slade Robinson brings a true story to life in The Roadman boogie. The Roadman controls the traffic with his large stop sign as the digger fills the truck at the side of the highway. He is sneezing, shivering, cold and soggy as he stops the cars and trucks during a heavy downpour. When a crowded car stops, his feet begin to twitch in time with the rockabilly music blaring from the radio. Each time a car stops for the Roadman, he can't help dancing in time to the music. There is a country ballad, a bouncing boogie-woogie, a Latin rumba, even a saucy salsa; he's certainly got the moves. He twirls and turns, controlling the traffic, so caught up in the moves he doesn't notice the water rising. With the cones out across the road, all the cars and trucks stop in time for the Roadman's Boogie Ball.
The rhythm of Robinson's rhyming text and the fun alliteration make this a great story to share with an audience of preschoolers. Listen to some different types of music mentioned and have the children move to the beat. The grey textured backgrounds sweep across page after page, evoking the rainy conditions.
Rhyllis Bignell

Gemina by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

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Ill. by Marie Lu. The Illuminae Files bk. 2. Allen & Unwin, 2016. ISBN 9781925266573
(Age: 14+) Recommended. Science fiction. Futuristic space travel. Mystery. Adventure. I was initially reluctant to read this book for review because it contains some features that are not normally high on my favourites list - science fiction based in futuristic intergalactic scenarios and narrrative threads revealed through 'Text Speak'. My nephew had recommended the first book in the series, so I was prepared to persist and after overcoming my initial reluctance, I was swept along in the unusual but compelling story. The story is revealed through a variety of documents, text records, journal entries, briefing notes, and transcripts from video feeds that have been presented in a hearing to uncover truths surrounding a major event occurring on board a space station from the 26th century. We are introduced to several young teens who play pivotal roles in overcoming an elite Strike Team who are duty-bound to wipe them out of existence. The threat of being sucked into space wormholes, losing contact with external rescue options, being attacked by creatures beyond description (that are farmed to produce hallucinogenic drugs), using multifaceted communications systems, and being highly trained in physical combat strategies all are woven together in an action-filled mystery drama. The intricacies of the 25th century world do make this a book to recommend to able readers who can handle the complexities of concepts that astrophysicists might understand (but if like me physics was not your favourite subject, then you can also read this in the same way that you might read fantasy, where the outlandish worlds require leaps of faith).
Interlaced amongst the science fiction drama is also a teen drama, with romance and relationship intricacies as a side issue, and the voice of the teens is humourous and spirited and their behaviour is feisty and they display amazing intelligence as well as combat skills. I imagine that this book will reach cult appreciation status among young teen readers. It is extremely cleverly written, and with visual and artistic renderings of some of the information, it is a multilayered narrative that is innovative and fresh. And even for a resistant reader, it was captivating!
Note: the book has all coarse language 'blacked out' - literally. This does not mean that you cannot determine what the missing words might be, but the reader is saved the offence of the words leaping off the page and attacking sensibilities. [There are still some aspects which could offend - e.g. an earworm virus that plays an offensive 'pop song' repeatedly on the space station is very suggestive, not unlike some popular songs in the 21st century!
Carolyn Hull

The Call by Peadar O'Guilin

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David Fickling Books, 2015. ISBN 9781910989203
(Age: 13+) Highly recommended. Dystopian fiction, Future, Mythology, Survival. Crippled Nessa must make more effort than most if she is to survive the school and learn to beat The Call. It will happen as it does to all of them, only one in ten surviving the appalling treatment at the hands of the Sidhe, the ancient Irish, forced out of their own country by the people there now. Once taken, the children must undergo the most horrific of torture as they are hounded by the fairies, most until death. At school, they are trained to survive what is to come, partly by reading the stories of the few survivors, but also trained in a variety of skills pertinent to their testing. Nessa arrives at training school with just three books: a History of the Sidhe, a, compilation of last year's testimonies from those who were taken and a book of love poetry.
But at school she must also repulse the devious behaviour of a group of bullies, led by Conor. The story unfolds quickly pulling the reader into its murky depths. Conor's group sees themselves as champions of a new order where only the fittest survive, food denied to those weak and disabled in the hope that the stronger will be able to defeat the Sidhe and Conor targets Nessa as one of those to be eliminated.
Alternate chapters give accounts of the fantastic world of the Sidhe and the reader is swept along with the teens' efforts to survive the ordeal. The horror they endure at the hands of the Sidhe are mind boggling and these chapters are thankfully short.
But when a Sidhe is found in a rock near the school, the mound attracts Nessa and her friends, and here many are taken even fewer returning.
The Sidhe have made promises to some of the Irish in return for their betrayal and Conor promises much in return for being king as long as he can kill Nessa himself. The school burns down just as Nessa is called.
This wholly absorbing thriller has elements of a dystopian future, intertwined with the myths of Ancient Ireland. Now relegated to the Grey Lands, the Sidhe determines to wipe out the Irish so they can reclaim what they once had. But they have not taken Nessa into account. Themes of survival, heroism, betrayal and love packed between the covers of this wonderful fantasy thriller will satisfy all readers.
Fran Knight

Ellyse Perry series by Sherryl Clark

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Random House Australia, 2016.
Pocket rocket. ISBN 9780143781240
Magic feet. ISBN 9780143781264
(Age: 9-12) Recommended. High school, Sports, Self image. This series of books (and there are two more due in January 2017) follows Ellyse Perry as she begins high school. Small for her age, she is surprised when the teacher judges her by appearance, but she is determined and persistent, catching the eye of the captain of the school eleven, doing well at Saturday competition and being noticed by a selector.
Women's role in sport is at the heart of these stories, showing Ellyse navigate her way around the many obstacles placed in the way of elite sportswomen.
Ellyse Perry, champion all round cricketer and soccer player is shown as a sportsperson willing to take advice and practice what she preaches. She is full of grit and determination, observant as well as being a team player.
This second book in the series, Magic feet, focuses on Ellyse's soccer abilities, and her attempt to get into the school soccer team, full of boys. One of them is a bully and takes delight in putting down girls, but Ellyse sticks to her aim, overcoming the insults doled out. A good series for mid to upper primary school girls, showing strong women overcoming hurdles to get where they want to be.
Fran Knight

Nathalia Buttface and the embarrassing camp catastrophe by Nigel Smith

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Ill. by Sarah Horne. Nathalia Buttface series bk. 5. HarperCollins, 2016. ISBN 9780008167127
(Age: 9-11) Recommended. Nathalia Bumole (Bew-mow-lay) or Nat Buttface to her fans is ready for a new 'cringe-tastic' adventure, an eco-camp experience with her 8H classmates. At Assembly the Head announces that snotty, grotty Darius Bagley's satirical essay has won a special prize, and Nat is very indignant because she was the real author. While Darius was completing all of her maths tests, she had written all of his essays. The prize is a week stay at a 'super damp, super bug-ridden, super grotty' back to nature camp. Unfortunately, another class is joining Nat's group; students from posh Saint Scrofula's College are also attending.
To make matters even worse, Nat's disaster-prone Dad comes along as a parent helper. He has finally applied for a proper job, teaching survival skills to juvenile delinquents and needs to pass his Approved for Kids certificate.
Of course, the fun and misadventures starts on arrival, their sleeping accommodation is in disgusting mouldy goatskin yurts while essay winner Darius has a luxury chalet. Poor Nat - Dad is up to usual embarrassing ways, dreadful jokes, ukulele playing, his green man of the woods outfit, pearls of wisdom and unhelpful suggestions. Her camp experiences are just disastrous, her sleeping bag becomes stuck to a giant weather balloon and she flies off only to land in a tree. She did not set out to destroy Saint Scrofula's geography project.
Sarah Horne's humorous ink sketches show Nat at her worst, stuck inside the model volcano as it explodes and one of the funniest episodes, horseback riding backwards on a large grumpy pony.
Author Nigel Smith's Nathalia Buttface series delivers a quirky cast of characters, a ton of humourous situations, plenty of embarrassing daily dramas and a surprise conclusion; this is a fun novel to share with a middle primary class.
Rhyllis Bignell

Zombified! Outbreak by C.M. Gray

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Zombified series bk. 3. ABC Books, 2016. ISBN 9780733334238
(Age: 7-9) C. M. Grey's Zombified is a funny and slightly spooky series featuring young Benjamin Roy half-zombie who has learnt to manage his special skills - infra-red vision and super strength. At home, his annoying brother Michael is obsessed by the computer game Princess Sparkle and her Magic Glitter, and he even collects the figurines and leaves trails of glitter around the house. When Michael is captured on the last day of school, Ben and his best friend Sophie set out to investigate.
Mr. Knight, Sophie's dad, is a mysterious person whose office is in a big old bus parked in their yard. When Ben opens his school locker, he is greeted by a shower of glitter and a note from Michael, payback for Ben's trick with the princess figurines at home. The mystery begins when Ben notices the track of glitter leading away from the classrooms.
Creepy teacher Mr Slender sneaks through the school pouncing on students who are not in class. He hunts down and finds Ben and Sophie as they search for Michael. Just as he is sending them off to detention, an unlikely pair comes to their assistance, old Mr Bill the headmaster and Nurse Nellie. Ben and Sophie's punishment is cleaning up the sickbay.
There is an escape, a twist in the tale, who can Ben and Sophie really trust? This is closely followed by an imprisonment where Ben's super strength comes in handy and a very tricky situation in which Sophie drives a bus. C.M. Grey's lively pen and ink sketches capture the exciting situations, quirky characters and swift action. Ben is a likeable half-zombie and his loyalty to his friend Sophie makes this an enjoyable story for readers from 7-9 years.
Rhyllis Bignell

Doug the pug - king of the internet by Leslie Mosier

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Pan Macmillan, 2016. ISBN 9780752266039
(Age: 0+) You don't see many A5 coffee table books, but then pugs are small dogs. Predictably, Doug the pop culture icon, is anthropomorphized by being photographed in a variety of costumes.
A body of research exists which attempts to explain the cute animal or child effect. One study found that viewing cute photos improved concentration in addition to inducing warm and fuzzy feelings. Brain imaging proves that our brains release dopamine when viewing such images. But why pugs? The emotionally needy pug epitomizes Conrad Lorenz's 'baby schema' (infantile features) with their small noses, chubby faces, large eyes and fleshy bodies. It doesn't take a degree in consumer psychology to realize that Doug and myriads of cute animals and babies are amongst the most shared images on social media.
For centuries, frivolous pugs have been a costly and popular fashion statement raising the status of the owner. Undoubtedly, more than one 20th Century fluency can be demonstrated by the Doug the Pug phenomenon, but Doug is probably best viewed and discussed in his natural habitat online rather than on paper.
Deborah Robins